%title My first sermon.
%date 2002-10-12 15:28:00
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<strong>On the milking of Chaos.</strong>
Setting Orange, the 66th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3168

<em>Behold, among a field of chaos, the chao that stands out the most is the one
that is not there.</em>
  Ovaltine 5:23

There is no limit to the milking of chaos among men.  

Well, there is one, and that one is that no man can milk the mu-Chao.  Only
Her Rather-holy Holiness Eris may milk such a chao, for the mu-Chao is the
chao of NO-THING.

Each man may milk - no, has to milk - at least one small chao in his life
time; there is no way for human beans to NOT do such a thing.  Milking the
mu-Chao isn't possible because simply by their mere existence, men create
chaos among the world, and, as much as they strive against this fact, there's
not a thing they can do about it.

Eris just skips over the rule of existence gaily and goes about milking as she
pleases.

It is said that once, when a great Discordian was asked if he had seen the
mu-Chao, he thought for a second before replying: "Yes, but not with my own
eyes."  The questioner remained unenlightened because he was stoned at the
time, but mostly because he was stupid.

To this day, I'm still not sure what I'm talking about.  Thank you.