%title Damnit.
%date 2004-11-09 08:28:20
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My right eye is now minty fresh and free of plaque, as well as germs that cause the disease gingivitis.  Putting toothpaste on my brand spankin' new toothbrush, I accidentally ended up flinging a little of the toothpaste DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE &gt;.@  I think I got most of it out, though my eye still feels weird.  If I go blind, I'll be pissed.


Now, off to brush my teeth.


EDIT: 
Thought process: 'Ooh!  Ooh!  My name's Ryan and I'm so salty!  Ooh!'  Your saltiness is too much for me Ryan!
Reason for this: the packets of salt and pepper Ryan and I stole from Lory.