Shark

* Rex
* They/them
* Shy
* Gotta get floor time when overwhelmed
* Why are they on land?
* Incredibly successful wizard

Goat

* Little Jerry
* He/him
* Not shy but runs out of energy
* Sleeps - falls asleep on the spot
* Why is he talking with a large predator?!?!?!?!??!
* Narcolepsy diagnosis


* goals and agenda:
    * Rex:
        * Respect from back home under the sea
        * Saving money from wizarding business to buy a beachfront property
    * Li'l Jerry
        * Wants a fulfilling life in interpretive dance, but falling asleep is getting in the way
        * Get narcolepsy diagnosis

* the last thing I need is love
    * Rex:
        * Building that respect is more important than love
    * Jerry:
        * Maintaining a life is hard enough
* Meet cute:
    * the first appointment:
        * Jerry is easily impressed
        * Rex is feeling like this will be really easy
        * Contrivance: Rex needs to study just in case this is a curse
* That's the last thing I need
    * Rex:
        * Maintain that professional wizard/patient relationship
    * Lil Jerry:
        * Gotta get this fixed before dating
        * Also boy that's a lot of teetth
* No way #1
    * Jerry:
        * Thinking about Rex leads to narcoleptic episode, so no way!
    * Rex:
        * News of some other wizard violating WIPAA
* There's a little bit of trouble:
    * Second appointment
    * the potion doesn't work - maybe it's not narcolepsy...!
* Stuck together:
    * The curse is transmissable!
    * Jerry shouldn't go out and pass on the curse
    * Now Rex is snoozing, doesn't want to pass that on to clients
    * Rex says "sleep on the office bed"
* No way #2:
    * Catching feelings + sleepiness
    * Rex:
        * Gotta focus on success
        * What if it's a symptom?
        * (also they're probably already dating)
    * Lil Jerry:
        * They'd have to find another wizard
        * They're so close to fixing this...!
* Bone town:
    * Rex has a floor cry, Jerry has to take care of them (y'know, spritz with water, off chum)
* Seeds of doubt:
    * Wallow #1:
        * both of them fell asleep (was it cozy? was it the curse? Oh no!!!!!)
    * Retreat
        * Rex:
            * goes home
            * How do I explain falling in love with a fainting goat
            * And also I have narcolepsy???
            * Mom is smug
        * Lil Jerry:
            * Stuck in office
            * Slamming Chimera Energy Drinks
            * Obsessively preparing for recital
    * Choose fear:
        * Lil Jerry:
            * I'm leaving
            * Maybe if I'm no here, Rex won't have the curse
        * Rex:
            * Mom may be right after all
            * Still stuck with curse
    * Wallow #2:
        * Rex:
            * Abandon business
            * Not going back to land
            * Seal break
        * Lil Jerry:
            * caffeine crash, falls, hurts his shoulder
            * Wallow, giving floor cry a go
* Choose love:
    * Rex:
        * Rex's dad talks them through a breakdown
        * The speech is really touching, *he* went to the surface once and biggest regret is coming back, don't listen to your mom, she has no power over you
    * Li'l Jerry:
        * finds Rex's notes searching for spell
        * They wrote: "This spell won't work and now Jerry's never gonna talk to me again :c :c :c </3 [curled up shark with Xs for eyes]"
* Plan and take risks:
    * Jerry:
        * *I'm* gonna fix this, imagine how happy Rex will be <3 <3 <3
        * Now Jerry is planning!!!!!
    * Rex:
        * they have to sneak out
        * Fuck it, plans haven't worked, I'm yeeting on land with nothing waiting for me, but hopefully Jerry
* Grand gesture:
    * Rex throws the door wide
    * Jerry is treating others with the same curse (maybe even those same doctors who refused...!)
    * the spell that fixes this is a dance, and Rex falls into a swoon, then they do the dance together
* Epilogue/hope:
    * They're working on the grand new field of magical dance
    * Of course they get married (it's a magical girl transformation)
    * Opens the world to movement based spells

