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%title Death by memes - this one's just cruel
%date 2004-10-14 13:04:46
1. Choose 15 people from your friends list at random.
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg.
- Too cute for your own damn good.
- I love ya lots, but if we got together, there would be carnage.
- We didn't talk for three years, and suddenly we're rather close, in a distant sort of way. It was an odd transition, to say the least.
- Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
- I say it too often, but my gaydar consists of falling for straight boys.
- Sometimes, you really kinda weird me out.
- I try really hard for your approval.
- We're friends, but I know nothing about you.
- Sometimes, your mood swings scare me.
- You're damn cute, too, but I don't really know too much about you, and sometimes you don't talk to me - or anyone - as if you're down or something.
- Hahaha, I tried to get in your pants for a good long time. Happy for ya now, though.
- I knew you too well.
- Some times, I miss you.
- I've never talked to you, really.
- Arf!