%title [no subject] %date 2007-11-22 20:40:44 :diary:livejournal:fossils: Well I was gonna head down to visit my dad, but I realized I had already bought crap for today's meal, and, besides, I felt that primal urge.. The urge.. To nearly set the kitchen on fire while cooking a thanksgiving meal. Every man goes through it. (by the way, paper towels are flammable)