%title Now I'm not usually one for cheapshots..
%date 2004-11-05 14:39:50
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Wait.. yeah I am c.c

 PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FIRE

Crawford, Texas --

A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal library of President
George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
not finished coloring the second one.