%title More today.
%date 2008-07-08 00:49:12

Matt's R&D/Student coworker: Yeah, I make $xx.xx an hour.
Matt: Holy crap, I make $x.xx an hour!  Maybe I should seek some sort of lateral move to R&D!
Matt's boss: Better get to work on suppressing your gag reflex, and maybe get some knee pads.
Matt: ...  D: