Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I fed breakfastfox to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I stopped terberlo from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-720 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
gv_ranna