%title SEASONS GREETINGS from HR, PR, and LEGAL.
%date 2004-12-22 14:32:11
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best  wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the  winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable  traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular  practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular  persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to  practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally  accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only  "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the  race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely  transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by  law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual  application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the  issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)