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<table style="border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;" width="500"><tr><td><img src="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif"/><font size="6">Dear Santa...</font><br/><br/><b>Dear Santa,</b><br/><br/>This year I've been busy!<br/><br/>Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, <lj user="moondogdragon"> <font color="gray" size="-3">(-5000 points)</font>.  In July I gave <lj user="belanth"> a life-saving blood transfusion <font color="gray" size="-3">(50 points)</font>.  In June I gave change to a homeless guy <font color="gray" size="-3">(19 points)</font>.  In February I helped <lj user="kozatoi"> across the street <font color="gray" size="-3">(6 points)</font>.  In May I pulled <lj user="schizo_wolf">'s hair <font color="gray" size="-3">(-5 points)</font>.  <br/><br/>Overall, I've been <b>naughty</b> <font color="gray" size="-3">(-4930 points)</font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a spanking</b>!<br/><br/><blockquote>Sincerely,<br/>gv_ranna</blockquote></lj></lj></lj></lj></td></tr></table><br/><form action="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/">Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input name="uname" size="20" type="text"/><input type="submit" value="Write Santa!"/></form>

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"Yes!  And then, the oral sex!"
-MP&amp;tQftHG