%title Matt is Locking the Door with the Rape Chain Tonight - A short, one-act play by Matt Scott
%date 2005-04-10 18:53:49
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<center>NARRATOR</center>
6:12 AM

[sounds of rustling and a springbox squeaking]
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* 

*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* 

<center>FEMALE VOICE</center>
[whispered] Ohhh.. Kenneeeeeeeey *squeak* *squeak* oh *squeak* yes *squeak* oh!

*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* 

*silence*

<center>MALE AND FEMALE VOICES</center>
*groan*

<center>NARRATOR</center>
6:40 AM