<p>“Aha!” said I. “I’ll set Debian up on the SCSI disk and wait until I can afford an IDE card.”</p>
<p>“Oho!” replied the server. “Not if I have anything to say about it!” The server turned his vision inwards and spoke quietly to the BIOS, “Wait, let him install Debian, then, as he reboots the machine and ejects the disk, die - give yourself for your cause! Whatever that may be…</p>