<p>After a week of near constant heartburn interspersed with bouts of extreme dizziness and occasional nausea, I’m heading into the health center to see what’s up. They freaked me out, saying I had to pay an $85 ‘health fee’, until I found out that that was only if I wanted ‘free’ health care. Instead, I think I’ll just pay the insurance’s $20 copay :oP </p>