<p>Shopping today, I was almost hit by a car trying to turn in the wrong way down one of those one way parking-lot lanes, so I pointed to the arrow on the ground indicating the lane’s one-way-itude. Some guy who witnessed this accosted me on the way in and called FoCo the “Jackass capitol of the west” and implied that I might be the president of such a capitol. Further, he indicated that he would slit his wrists if he was from such a jackass state, and implied that I should do the same.</p>
<p>I didn’t have time to commend him for how well he seems to be fitting in :oP</p>
<p>In other news, I figured out that Obama backwards is ‘I will love’ in Latin. Clearly, he’s far to intellectual for America, hiding such things in his name</p>