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My right eye is now minty fresh and free of plaque, as well as germs that cause the disease gingivitis. Putting toothpaste on my brand spankin’ new toothbrush, I accidentally ended up flinging a little of the toothpaste DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE >.@ I think I got most of it out, though my eye still feels weird. If I go blind, I’ll be pissed.
Now, off to brush my teeth.
EDIT: Thought process: ‘Ooh! Ooh! My name’s Ryan and I’m so salty! Ooh!’ Your saltiness is too much for me Ryan! Reason for this: the packets of salt and pepper Ryan and I stole from Lory