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Stole it from [info]rhaenburger

100% TMI, so.. yeah.

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 1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Probably - already have with quite a few.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Doesn't really matter ^^ Most receptive in the morning, it seems.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side Zephyr ISN'T on.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yep.

5. How often? Lately?
Lately?  1-2x per day.  Can be as high as 4x/day or as low as 1x/week

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.  I don't fit well in many baths.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Sorta, yeah.  Was too awkward :o/

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yep, though it's not often that it does much for me.  I'm more of an obsessive collector than an actual looker.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, but I suspect the original author meant dominant or submissive.  I go either way on that, so long as I'm not doing everything - passive people who need to be told to do everything don't really do much for me.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Oh, sure!  Lots :o)  Seriously, too, love's free and benefits both parties, even if the other party doesn't realize it's there.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.

13. Would you choose love or money?
This is NEVER an either-or scenario.  Un-ask the question.

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Um.. hmm.  I'm not very kinky.  Exhibitionism, definitely.  Maybe.. being quiet?  Like.. acting as if nothing is really going on during orgasm, just quietly breathing in and out and trying to keep my breathing stable.  Can't really think of many others.  Multiple partners, maybe?

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but I was young :o)

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Oh, they're all good :D

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the steps of the back deck, or maybe laying out in the back yard.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I don't think so..?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, pass.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Depends.  I've gone to a bar with someone with the end goal of sex at the end of the night!  Not to pick anyone up, though.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nah.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but not for lack of trying.  Sorry, guy :o/

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep.

24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.

25. Had sex in a cinema?
No, but things have gotten pretty heated in one before.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Sure.  My complaint was how many right angles and sharp corners there were :3

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.  RP'd, though, lots.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
I.. don't think so, actually!

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two - a dildo (from Zeta, heh) and a vibrator.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Oh sure, they're available online :o)

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nah, I don't really make noises during sex.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, wasn't really my thing.  It served more to emphasize the distance rather than bring us closer.

35. Have you ever had cyber-sex?
Yep!  At least.. check 679 times, according to the tally, but I know I missed some.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure..?  "constitutes as a form of intercourse" sounds so dry.  Yes, it's sex.

37. What's your favourite sexual position?
I'm willing to try most any, but the favorite depends on the mood.

38. What's your favourite sex act?
Hmm.. dunno that I've had one that I've not enjoyed!  I used to not get anything out of receiving oral sex, but that's since changed.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeh.  Several times :o)

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever.  I don't think many will, but I'd be curious to see some people's answers ^^

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