Shark
- Rex
- They/them
- Shy
- Gotta get floor time when overwhelmed
- Why are they on land?
- Incredibly successful wizard
Goat
- Little Jerry
- He/him
- Not shy but runs out of energy
- Sleeps - falls asleep on the spot
- Why is he talking with a large predator?!?!?!?!??!
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Narcolepsy diagnosis
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goals and agenda:
- Rex:
- Respect from back home under the sea
- Saving money from wizarding business to buy a beachfront property
- Li’l Jerry
- Wants a fulfilling life in interpretive dance, but falling asleep is getting in the way
- Get narcolepsy diagnosis
- Rex:
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the last thing I need is love
- Rex:
- Building that respect is more important than love
- Jerry:
- Maintaining a life is hard enough
- Rex:
- Meet cute:
- the first appointment:
- Jerry is easily impressed
- Rex is feeling like this will be really easy
- Contrivance: Rex needs to study just in case this is a curse
- the first appointment:
- That’s the last thing I need
- Rex:
- Maintain that professional wizard/patient relationship
- Lil Jerry:
- Gotta get this fixed before dating
- Also boy that’s a lot of teetth
- Rex:
- No way #1
- Jerry:
- Thinking about Rex leads to narcoleptic episode, so no way!
- Rex:
- News of some other wizard violating WIPAA
- Jerry:
- There’s a little bit of trouble:
- Second appointment
- the potion doesn’t work - maybe it’s not narcolepsy…!
- Stuck together:
- The curse is transmissable!
- Jerry shouldn’t go out and pass on the curse
- Now Rex is snoozing, doesn’t want to pass that on to clients
- Rex says “sleep on the office bed”
- No way #2:
- Catching feelings + sleepiness
- Rex:
- Gotta focus on success
- What if it’s a symptom?
- (also they’re probably already dating)
- Lil Jerry:
- They’d have to find another wizard
- They’re so close to fixing this…!
- Bone town:
- Rex has a floor cry, Jerry has to take care of them (y’know, spritz with water, off chum)
- Seeds of doubt:
- Wallow #1:
- both of them fell asleep (was it cozy? was it the curse? Oh no!!!!!)
- Retreat
- Rex:
- goes home
- How do I explain falling in love with a fainting goat
- And also I have narcolepsy???
- Mom is smug
- Lil Jerry:
- Stuck in office
- Slamming Chimera Energy Drinks
- Obsessively preparing for recital
- Rex:
- Choose fear:
- Lil Jerry:
- I’m leaving
- Maybe if I’m no here, Rex won’t have the curse
- Rex:
- Mom may be right after all
- Still stuck with curse
- Lil Jerry:
- Wallow #2:
- Rex:
- Abandon business
- Not going back to land
- Seal break
- Lil Jerry:
- caffeine crash, falls, hurts his shoulder
- Wallow, giving floor cry a go
- Rex:
- Wallow #1:
- Choose love:
- Rex:
- Rex’s dad talks them through a breakdown
- The speech is really touching, he went to the surface once and biggest regret is coming back, don’t listen to your mom, she has no power over you
- Li’l Jerry:
- finds Rex’s notes searching for spell
- They wrote: “This spell won’t work and now Jerry’s never gonna talk to me again :c :c :c </3 [curled up shark with Xs for eyes]”
- Rex:
- Plan and take risks:
- Jerry:
- I’m gonna fix this, imagine how happy Rex will be <3 <3 <3
- Now Jerry is planning!!!!!
- Rex:
- they have to sneak out
- Fuck it, plans haven’t worked, I’m yeeting on land with nothing waiting for me, but hopefully Jerry
- Jerry:
- Grand gesture:
- Rex throws the door wide
- Jerry is treating others with the same curse (maybe even those same doctors who refused…!)
- the spell that fixes this is a dance, and Rex falls into a swoon, then they do the dance together
- Epilogue/hope:
- They’re working on the grand new field of magical dance
- Of course they get married (it’s a magical girl transformation)
- Opens the world to movement based spells