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67 lines
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<h1>Zk | [no subject]</h1>
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<p><span class="tag">diary</span> <span class="tag">livejournal</span> <span class="tag">fossils</span></p>
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<details text="Teh Hrrar!"><summary>Teh Hrrar!</summary>
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<font size="5"><b>Colonel Kurtz</b></font><br/>
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You've seen 89% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears...
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<p>I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.</p>
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<p>You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long
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line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The
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internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal
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horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.</p>
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<p>You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?</p>
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<p>The horror... the horror...</p>
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<span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="125"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="25"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>83%</b> on <b>experience</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="146"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="4"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>97%</b> on <b>sadness</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span>
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<table cellpadding="20"><tr><td>Link: <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12317993384853644440">The I've Been on the Internet Test</a> written by <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16485318034404157976">DaveBrubeck</a> on <a href="http://www.okcupid.com">Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>
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<p>Page generated on 2005-06-19 05:18:29</p>
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