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<p><span class="tag">diary</span> <span class="tag">livejournal</span> <span class="tag">fossils</span></p>
<details text="Stupidtest"><summary>Stupidtest</summary>
1. What do you most like about your body? Reflexes.
2. And least? YOUR FACE! I like my body ;.; $care--;
3. How many fillings do you have? Um.. I dunno? One, I think.
4. Do you think you're good looking? I probably look pretty good to a hungry man-eating beast. $care--;
5. Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking? I have yet to eat a hungry man-eating beast. $care--;
[ Fashion ]
1. Do you wear a watch? Yerp
2. How many coats and jackets do you own? One or two
3. Favorite pants/skirt color? Earth tones. Or maybe white, or maybe bright colors, or maybe I don't care. $care--;
4. Most expensive items of clothing? Excal suit.
5. What kind of shoes do you wear? Boulder shoes. :o)
6. Describe your style in one word: Apathetic ^.^
[ Your Friends ]
1. Do your friends 'know' you? What? In the biblical sense?! Well.. yes! Um.. f'real, yes, maybe. $care--;
2. What do they tend to be like? Weirdos, goofoffs, gay, straight, normals, studious. $care--;
3. Are their traits universally liked? Sometimes. $care--;
4. How many people do you tell everything to? I tell anyone whatever they want to know.
[ Music/TV/Film/Books ]
1. Most listened to bands/artists: Eric Whitacre, Nathan Wright Shirley, stuff.
2. Do you find any musicians good-looking? Yup. John Mayer, and Fazil Say
3. Can you play an instrument? Sing, flute, oboe, sax.
4. Type of music most listened to? Classical, jazz, rock, swing, modern, worship.
5. Type never listened to? That one type. $care--;
[ Clothing/Hair ]
1. Do you own any plaid clothing? Yiss $care--;
2. Do you own Converse shoes? No $care--;
3. Do you own Saucony shoes? No $care--;
4. Do you own old school Nikes? Ye-no $care--;
5. Do you wear tight pants? But of course! I like people to see the outline of--er.. no. $care--;
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? Sometimes? $care--;
8. Do you own a messenger bag? Yiss.
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? No.
10. Do you have braces? Not anymore $care--;
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"? Matt - 5, Caring - 0 $care--;
18. Do you own a bandana? Maybe. $care--;
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? Nu. $care--;
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? Heh.. yeah.. $care--;
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? Nop. $care--;
[ Habits/Beliefs ]
31. Do you smoke cigarettes? No. $care--;
32. Do you smoke cloves? Rarely. $care--;
36. Do your night time activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting? HAHAHAHAno. $care--;
38. Do you wash your hair less than once a week? No $care--;
39. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? Nope, I'm addicted.
41. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? No. $care--;
42. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? No. $care--;
44. Are you a member of the Makeout Club? No. $care--;
45. Do you say "rad"? No. $care--;
46. Do you say "rockin'"? No. $care--;
47. Do you say punk "rawk"? No no no and only no, one no another still doth follow! $care--;
48. Do you shout the word "oi"? ALWAYS $care--;
49. Do you say "punk's not dead"? Punk is the only $care--;
50. Do you say "punk is dead"? thing I believe in. $care--;
[Music]
53. Do you like bands with "the"? Teh. $care--;
54. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning? No. $care--;
57. Are Blink 182 fans posers? Watch me care o.o $care--;
58. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout? No. $care--;
59. Have you ever brought the headlining band food? WAHT $care--;
60. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls? No. $care--;
[Basics]
Name: Matt
Do you like it? Just as much as the million other Matts, I suppose. $care--;
Nicknames: Ranna.
Sign: Ah-kwair-ee-oos. $care--;
Status: o/~Staaatuuus! I look into the microscope, and see the golgi aparatus.. o/~ Status is set to loveeverythingthatmovesandsomethatdon't. $care--;
Current hair color: Brown. $care--;
Eye color: Blue, then green, then yellow, from out to in. $care--;
Height: 6'1" $care--;
Shoe size: 12 $care--;
[Favorites]
Color: That one. $care--;
Sport: Sleeping, foxing. $care--;
Class: Sleeping, foxing. $care--;
[Which?]
Coke/pepsi: $care--;
Day/night: $care--;
Aol/aim: AIM.
Cd/cassette: CD
Dvd/vhs: DVD
Jeans/khakis: Khakis
Tall/short: Short.
Gap/Old Navy: $care--;
Lipstick/Lipgloss: Lipgloss
Silver/Gold: Silver
[&lt;3]
Do you have a bf/gf? No
Do you have a crush? Probably.
How long have you liked him/her? Probably a long time.
How long was your longest relationship? 2+ years
How long was your shortest relationship? A month?
Who was your first love? love, or Love? love: Danny, Love: um.. Marek, or Andrew.
[The Present]
What are you wearing? Your face on my fist. $care--;
Where are you? Room!
Who are you with? Your face. $care--;
Are you online? Yes.
[Have you ever...]
Drank? Yep $care--;
Smoked? Yep $care--;
Had sex? Yep.
Stolen? Yep $care--;
Done anything illegal? Sure $care--;
Wanted to die? Probably
Hit someone? Yep $care--;
[Other]
Do you write in cursive or print? Print $care--;
Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty $care--;
What is your sexual preference? I like to fuck faggots, but only the gay ones.
What piercings do you have? None, thinking (occasionally) about a tongue piercing.
Tattoos? None
print $care . " !Caring points\n";
print $care/129*100;exit;
<pre>61 !Caring points.
47.287%</pre>
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