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<p>What is in a name, anyway? For us here in the fandom, a name can be several things: a pseudonym, a description, even a whole other being, however fictional. It&rsquo;s safe to say, then, that names are pretty important to furries, and so maybe that&rsquo;s worth taking a look at. You have to start somewhere, so lets begin with how to construct a name. There are, of course, many other ways to construct a name, but we&rsquo;ve listed just a few of the best here.</p>
<p>[adjective][species] - This, of course, goes without saying. It&rsquo;s the only method of choosing a furname that&rsquo;s endorsed by an entire website. On the Internet!The pros? Well, obviously, the first impression will go much smoother, now that everyone knows your a SlutFox or an AngstWolf*. There is simply no mistaking what you are, is there? It&rsquo;s also food for subversion! Who knew, SlutFox is a virgin, and AngstWolf is really doing pretty alright in life! As for the cons, well, if you can&rsquo;t change the name, but you wind up changing your species, you could be SOL.</p>
<p>The suedonym - Sometimes, you just can&rsquo;t think of a name. Or&hellip;well, you can, but they&rsquo;re all taken. Well, that&rsquo;s no reason to stop you! Why, I was once !Xabbu (from a book by Tad Williams), then Ranna (from a book by Garth Nix), who then became Astarael (same book). The pros - don&rsquo;t really need to think too hard; it might already be memorable! The cons - it might already be memorable as something else; it might already be memorable by many others (I wasn&rsquo;t the only Ranna&hellip;).Subcategory: The they-can&rsquo;t-suedonym- You know, if works even better if you don&rsquo;t have to worry about the problems associated with a stolen name. Like if the author or origin is long dead. I knew a cat named Merlin, for instance.</p>
<p>The appropriation- Why not just appropriate another word for yourself? I very rarely go by Happenstance, which is also the name of a French film (pure happenstance, of course). I have a good friend named Whiskey, too. That&rsquo;s good, I like whiskey and Whiskey! Pros: pretty memorable. Cons: this one&rsquo;s pretty safe, actually. Subcategory: l&rsquo;appropriation- Bonus points if you appropriate from another language. Just.. be careful of Japanese, okay? There are a few Ookamis out there.</p>
<p>The punny animal- Of course, these are totally memorable for reasons that make people want to hit you in the mouth. My otter-sona is named Macchi. As in Macchi-otter. In fact, the back story is that he&rsquo;s got light fur and his parents weren&rsquo;t very inventive, so they named him Caramel. Caramel &ldquo;Macchi&rdquo; Otter. Sigh. Pros: totally memorable. Cons: people want to hit you in the mouth. Subcategory: The recondite lingual obfuscation of humorous intent- If the pun of your name takes more than a few words to explain it&hellip;may actually be a pretty good name, because then people won&rsquo;t hit you in the mouth so much.</p>
<p>The real name- I&hellip;er&hellip;hmm. I guess I may have met someone who used their real name once. Maybe? I mean&hellip;hmm. Hey, was that guy Ty really named Ty? Does Karlhockey count? This could be big, guys, I don&rsquo;t know&hellip;maybe the new, unique trend in furry pseudonyms would be to just use your real name. I mean, that&rsquo;s pretty inventive, and it&rsquo;s already© you&hellip; Pros: inventive. Cons: now they know your name.</p>
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