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%title Arrrghmeme %date 2010-10-02 18:41:06
Curse you, Nick!
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar. [x] You own a credit card. [x] You know how to change the oil in a car [x] You've done your own laundry. [x] You can vote in an election. [x] You can cook for yourself. [x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You show up late for work a lot. [x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. [ ] You've never gotten a detention [x] You have forgotten your own birthday. [x] You like to take walks by yourself. [x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You know how to do the dishes. [x] You can count to 10 in another language. [x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it. [x] You can mow the lawn. [x] You study even when you don't have to. [x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. [x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. [ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. [x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. [x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. [ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. [ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [x] You have more bills than you can pay. [x] You have been to the beach. [x] You use the internet every day. [x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times. [ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[x] You have filed a tax return [x] You have used a pay phone [x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd [x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store [x] You have purchased a lottery ticket [ ] You still have and use a VCR
34?!
What is this BS? Using a VCR makes you mature? Hahahah Oh well :D