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%title [no subject] %date 2005-12-06 00:17:53 :diary:livejournal:fossils:
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, (-5000 points). In July I gave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I helped across the street (6 points). In May I pulled 's hair (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4930 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
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