zk/diary/2007-11-22-20:40:44.md

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%title [no subject] %date 2007-11-22 20:40:44 :diary:livejournal:fossils:

Well I was gonna head down to visit my dad, but I realized I had already bought crap for today's meal, and, besides, I felt that primal urge..

The urge..

To nearly set the kitchen on fire while cooking a thanksgiving meal. Every man goes through it.

(by the way, paper towels are flammable)