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< p > My right eye is now minty fresh and free of plaque, as well as germs that cause the disease gingivitis. Putting toothpaste on my brand spankin’ new toothbrush, I accidentally ended up flinging a little of the toothpaste DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE > .@ I think I got most of it out, though my eye still feels weird. If I go blind, I’ ll be pissed.< / p >
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< p > Now, off to brush my teeth.< / p >
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Thought process: ‘ Ooh! Ooh! My name’ s Ryan and I’ m so salty! Ooh!’ Your saltiness is too much for me Ryan!
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Reason for this: the packets of salt and pepper Ryan and I stole from Lory< / p >
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