Ryan is sleeping over because his roommate and his girlfriend are drunk and um.. <em>awkward handmotions</em> together? Anyway, so he was going to sleep on the floor, but decided that was uncomfortable so he moved onto the bed and we worked it so that we’re sleeping head to toe. Now, dorm beds are California Twins, which means they’re really long and narrow, so we ended up touching a little even though we were turned away from each other. This got me thinking, ‘Hey, I bet that’s his butt I feel so warm against mine, it’s almost like..’ and before I could finish the thought, Ryan pipes up - nay, shrieks gleefully, “Buttsex!”</p>