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<p><span class="tag">diary</span> <span class="tag">livejournal</span> <span class="tag">fossils</span></p>
<details text="Teh Hrrar!"><summary>Teh Hrrar!</summary>
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<font size="5"><b>Colonel Kurtz</b></font><br/>
You've seen 89% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears...
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<p>I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.</p>
<p>You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long
line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The
internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal
horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.</p>
<p>You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?</p>
<p>The horror... the horror...</p>
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<span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="125"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="25"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>83%</b> on <b>experience</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="146"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="4"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>97%</b> on <b>sadness</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span>
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<table cellpadding="20"><tr><td>Link: <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12317993384853644440">The I've Been on the Internet Test</a> written by <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16485318034404157976">DaveBrubeck</a> on <a href="http://www.okcupid.com">Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>
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