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<p><span class="tag">diary</span> <span class="tag">livejournal</span> <span class="tag">fossils</span></p>
<details text="Humor me."><summary>Humor me.</summary>
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I'd like to think I'm a little more spontaneous, though...
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<font size="5"><b>the Wit</b></font><br/>
<center><font size="1">(69% dark, 4% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)</font></center>
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<center>your humor style:<br/><b>CLEAN</b> | <b>COMPLEX</b> | <b>DARK</b></center>
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You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. <br/><br/>I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.
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Also, you probably loved <i>the Office</i>. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/">http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/</a>.
<br/><br/>PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
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<span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>99%</b> on <b>dark</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>spontaneous</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="50"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="100"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img alt="free online dating" border="0" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif"/></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>33%</b> on <b>vulgar</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span>
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<table cellpadding="20"><tr><td>Link: <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376">The 3 Variable Funny Test</a> written by <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201">jason_bateman</a> on <a href="http://www.okcupid.com">OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></table>
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